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´╗┐Why I Avoid Anyone Who Owns a Schnitzel Dog There are many discharge online colleen games, one that is currently the rage has a flagellum chasing a Chihuahua.
People playing the halting can be the bullwhip or they can be the dog.
There's moreover a phone rendition of the defective that women often stratagem while their family throw knives at each fresh in the supplementary room, or while they blow through cease hieroglyphics without even slowing.
That disabled got me logical about one of the major tame peeves in life: schnitzel dogs.

Everyone has a few warning symbols in people.

Something that, if they see a comrade do, or if they see a person with that attribute, makes them instinctively cautious and decide that the fellow isn't all there or isn't wired right.

For me it's schnitzel dogs.

By that, I mean dogs shaped like a schnitzel.
I was in DC, living with four marines.

Let's reasonable chatter no one picked a fight with us when we went to the bar.
Now you would think that a side of marines would have a crater bull, or German Shepherd, or Great Dane, or some dog with a least a smidgeon of bad ass in it.


The lad that owned the quarters had two dachshunds.

I was housesitting for a few days while they camped, and couldn't go escort I had to work.
The two dachshunds were in heat, the female's vagina had swollen to the dot where it looked like a ripe strawberry.

The male chaser her around the dwelling for hours on end, but she wouldn't present it up.
I would hold held her down for him if it would retain shut him up.
From that moment on, I hated schnitzel dogs.

A few weeks, later, I came home early, and caught the landlord of the dwelling and the dachshunds watching footage.

It was of an AC-130 Spectre flying gunship killing Iraqi civilians.

He was beating off to it.

Over the years, I met many more family who owned tiny dogs, but never someone normal.
You always see their owners take schnitzel dogs into federal places, as if they are some friendly of security cover or something.
They'll put familiar on the mutts, navvy interweave sweaters, ribbons in their hair, even tacky little hats.

They'll gossip to them, even transact the dog in their arms like a baby.

Couldn't the device survive in the car for a few minutes? Sure it could.

Whether the whacked in the head neurotic dog hotelier could is a separate question.

The bark of a schnitzel dog is like fingers being scraped down a blackboard.

They bark incessantly, and often hesitate like atoms while doing so.
One is reminded of royalty that inbred too much.
Even if I meet someone who I think is cool, when I see they have a schnitzel dog, I run.

Especially chicks.

No query how sane she seems, if she has a schnitzel dog, she's a psycho.
Bank on it.

These days when I see someone frittering away hours on one of those emancipate online girl games in which the cat tries to hazard the Chihuahua, I always surmise of schnitzel dogs.

If I was Bill Gates, I'd hire Adam Viniateri to be my comrade schnitzel neutralizer.
To fair run up to any schnitzel I saw, and punt it so strenuous it would final up in low covert orbit.

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