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´╗┐Why I Avoid Anyone Who Owns a Schnitzel Dog There are many unshackle online schoolgirl games, one that is currently the rage has a bullwhip chasing a Chihuahua.
People playing the crippled can be the whip or they can be the dog.
There's besides a phone rendition of the hobbling that women often machination while their family shy knives at each more in the supplementary room, or while they trouble through desist cipher without even slowing.
That hobbling got me rational about one of the major maid peeves in life: schnitzel dogs.

Everyone has a few warning signs in people.

Something that, if they see a comrade do, or if they see a friend with that attribute, makes them instinctively wary and decide that the person isn't all there or isn't wired right.

For me it's schnitzel dogs.

By that, I mean dogs shaped like a schnitzel.
I was in DC, living with four marines.

Let's equitable speak no one picked a fight with us when we went to the bar.
Now you would reckon that a team of marines would keep a coalmine bull, or German Shepherd, or Great Dane, or some dog with a least a smidgeon of blighted ass in it.

Nope.

The lad that owned the accommodation had two dachshunds.

I was housesitting for a few days while they camped, and couldn't go front I had to work.
The two dachshunds were in heat, the female's vagina had swollen to the dot where it looked like a ripe strawberry.

The masculine chaser her around the accommodation for hours on end, but she wouldn't apportion it up.
I would own held her down for him if it would hold shut him up.
From that moment on, I hated schnitzel dogs.

A few weeks, later, I came home early, and caught the owner of the dwelling and the dachshunds watching footage.

It was of an AC-130 Spectre flying gunship killing Iraqi civilians.

He was beating off to it.

Over the years, I met many more connections who owned tiny dogs, but never someone normal.
You always see their owners carry schnitzel dogs into governmental places, as if they are some friendly of defence cloak or something.
They'll put recognized on the mutts, menial weave sweaters, ribbons in their hair, even tacky infrequently hats.

They'll chatter to them, even manage the dog in their arms like a baby.

Couldn't the device survive in the car for a few minutes? Sure it could.

Whether the whacked in the commander neurotic dog hotelier could is a separate question.

The bark of a schnitzel dog is like fingers being scraped down a blackboard.

They bark incessantly, and often stutter like atoms while doing so.
One is reminded of royalty that inbred too much.
Even if I meet someone who I believe is cool, when I see they hold a schnitzel dog, I run.

Especially chicks.

No debate how sane she seems, if she has a schnitzel dog, she's a psycho.
Bank on it.

These days when I see someone frittering away hours on one of those unchain online girl games in which the scourge tries to difficulty the Chihuahua, I always reckon of schnitzel dogs.

If I was Bill Gates, I'd lease Adam Viniateri to be my individual schnitzel neutralizer.
To equitable run up to any schnitzel I saw, and punt it so fatiguing it would final up in low den orbit.




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